Three taxidermied penguins preside over Room 426 in Allwine Hall, standing atop a row of metal cabinets in the back corner.

So, I went over to investigate myself, and beyond my belief, a thin red fox was lying on the floor behind the chair. My neighbor Ernie had previously advised there were two foxes with "mange" ...

Don't get me wrong—I love a good mystery animal story. In fact, I actively seek them out. But, in my own unscientific way, ...